Wednesday, February 10, 2010
10:07 PM Oy vey...
Recipe for Disaster
Ingredients:
- 1 First Night Off After a Seven-Day Work Week
- 1 Open Bar at The Empire Hotel
- 0 Dinner
- 1 Pair of Gladiator Heels and a Bangin' Dress
- 1 22-year-old Girl Who Wants Her Co-Workers to Like Her
Mix ingredients with a drink stirrer and pour. Best served with Gatorade and several Tylenol. May result in a hangover, foot-in-mouth syndrome, and/or flashbacks to regrettable college frat parties.
Love,
Tara
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