True story.

Sunday, May 23, 2010
7:40 PM  "In the Sun" by Michael Stipe & Coldplay

The other day I was bumming about a this guy I went on a couple dates with who suddenly stopped calling, when Kaitlyn sent me the following email.  The girl's wisdomosity truly surprises me sometimes.  When did she get this mature??  I was just clicking through her Senior Ball photos on Facebook, and it's amazing to me how OLD she is. I wonder if 17-year-olds really do have everything figured out...

Kaitlyn to me
May 21 (2 days ago)

Almost never good, Hemingway

And the reason why is that he's completely stupid! Don't give him a second thought!!! I'm serious. Every time you start to think it over and get all girly and gormany and analyze every text you ever sent him, just think about.... cats.... or read a magazine..... give yourself a pedicure?? Just think of something you can focus on instead. If women could understand the brains of man we'd have solved all the world's issues by now. You'll never know why he's a complete f*cktard so don't give it a second thought!

You're too hot for that. True story.
 
Love,
Tara